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sherwat: chrissykilljoybitchtits: inc-omparable: im-fandoomed: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we...

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:42:39 +0300

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

orangewave: sagethenate: orangewave: i mean really, who doesn’t want to be a mermaid the little...

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:16:05 +0300

orangewave:

sagethenate:

orangewave:

i mean really, who doesn’t want to be a mermaid

the little mermaid

fucking christ

We all have that one mutual follower we try to impress with every post.

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:48:40 +0300

We all have that one mutual follower we try to impress with every post.

the-sonic-url: dirtybongobeats: lowkeat: Today in science we learned that you can never gain...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:21:31 +0300

the-sonic-url:

dirtybongobeats:

lowkeat:

Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.

this is the realist shit I’ve ever read

This is what Yahoo paid $1.1 Billion for.

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:54:34 +0300

castielofasgard:

vvant: let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:27:19 +0300

vvant:

let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”

ssophoo: blightwalker: drtoof: it’s called the Xbox One because they took 359 steps back Best...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:49:50 +0300

ssophoo:

blightwalker:

drtoof:

it’s called the Xbox One because they took 359 steps back

Best joke. everyone else can go home.

Xbox go home

awwww-cute: The cat’s in the bag

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:47:52 +0300

awwww-cute:

The cat’s in the bag

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Thu, 23 May 2013 22:25:57 +0300

spookapple: jackvessalius: look what we have here

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:27:36 +0300

spookapple:

jackvessalius:

look what we have here

littletipoftheshoelace: theaspiringauthor: pipjustice: rockinzayn: rileylife: Apparently you...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:27:31 +0300

littletipoftheshoelace:

theaspiringauthor:

pipjustice:

rockinzayn:

rileylife:

Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re not a starving African child.

Apparently you can’t have problems if your parents are still together.

Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re a white girl

or if you’re a heterosexual male

Apparently you can’t have problems if you get good grades.

Apparently you can’t have problems unless someone else justifies them.

hndwrttn: kairisk: So I pokemon-fusioned and … the MAJESTY I...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:27:21 +0300

hndwrttn:

kairisk:

So I pokemon-fusioned and

…

the MAJESTY

I can’t anymore.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 19:24:52 +0300

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Thu, 16 May 2013 22:31:42 +0300

clavid: tunawrap: clavid: never lose your heritage! my dad’s family is from germany. they were...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:07:00 +0300

clavid:

tunawrap:

clavid:

never lose your heritage!

my dad’s family is from germany. they were nazis

lose your heritage!

When you see your friend who did the assignment you forgot to do:

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:49:19 +0300

sodamnrelatable:

“WATCHU GOT THERE”

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Thu, 16 May 2013 19:38:44 +0300

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Thu, 16 May 2013 18:01:23 +0300

Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:01:09 +0300

Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market

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Thu, 16 May 2013 18:00:42 +0300

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