☆kerpeleen hiano☆

I just really like blue okay?

sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

posted: 1 day ago

orangewave:

sagethenate:

orangewave:

i mean really, who doesn’t want to be a mermaid

the little mermaid

fucking christ

posted: 1 day ago

We all have that one mutual follower we try to impress with every post.

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(Source: ironelk)

posted: 1 day ago

the-sonic-url:

dirtybongobeats:

lowkeat:

Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.

this is the realist shit I’ve ever read

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vvant:

let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”

posted: 1 day ago

ssophoo:

blightwalker:

drtoof:

it’s called the Xbox One because they took 359 steps back

Best joke. everyone else can go home.

Xbox go home

posted: 1 day ago
awwww-cute:

The cat’s in the bag

awwww-cute:

The cat’s in the bag

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spookapple:

jackvessalius:

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look what we have here

posted: 2 days ago

littletipoftheshoelace:

theaspiringauthor:

pipjustice:

rockinzayn:

rileylife:

Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re not a starving African child.

Apparently you can’t have problems if your parents are still together.

Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re a white girl

or if you’re a heterosexual male

Apparently you can’t have problems if you get good grades.

Apparently you can’t have problems unless someone else justifies them.

(Source: ohioisonfiire)

posted: 2 days ago

hndwrttn:

kairisk:

So I pokemon-fusioned and

the MAJESTY

I can’t anymore.

posted: 2 days ago

(Source: quentintarantinos)

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clavid:

tunawrap:

clavid:

never lose your heritage!

my dad’s family is from germany. they were nazis

lose your heritage!

posted: 1 week ago